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noob2000

Age/Gender: 29, Male
Location: the underworld
Job: evil killer

greetings,i am noob saibot.i come in peace {well, not in mortal kombat,i'm not}. i am at war with many warriors,but i am mostly a shaman.

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noob2000

ratchet and clank review

Posted by noob2000 Oct. 24, 2009 @ 2:38 PM EDT

Ratchet and clank is probably one of the best games in the world. with a ton of weapons combined with challenging puzzles, this is the best platformer ever. see ya later mario! adios, sonic! get out of here, banjo kazooie! these are the reasons i like it.

1. a HUGE variety of bosses, weapons, and enemies
2. combined with other genres of video games
3. excellent cut scenes

final ranking: platforming god

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grand theft auto review

Posted by noob2000 Oct. 2, 2009 @ 10:22 AM EDT

OK, i am scared to tell you this, but i have always hated grand theft auto. it was stupid, pointless, dumb missions, and all you do is kill innocent people. what the heck? who would ever want to play a pointless game? why did the creators not make it where YOU are the good guy, not bad guy. what a stupid game. what else? who would be dumb enough to kill someone for nothing? so, let's just see the reasons i hate it and the final ranking:

reason 1. pointless and barely any missions
reason 2. who would want to kill for nothing?
reason 3. the name is horrible.

FINAL RANKING: goomba's game

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